My wife is always accusing me of losing things, keys, mobile, wallet. She is now telling me that I have lost my bottom......apparently when we got married I had a very nice bottom and now it has gone.. apparently I have lost it!
I have tried to recall where the incident may have happened but I dont think I could bring myself into filling out a MBR 'Missing Buttock Report' or an insurance claim form, I know BUPA are good but that good?
So if you see two cute buttocks lying around without a body they are probably mine. Obviously there is a reward but only if I get the matching pair, otherwise I will have to keep standing in profile.......
I have tried to recall where the incident may have happened but I dont think I could bring myself into filling out a MBR 'Missing Buttock Report' or an insurance claim form, I know BUPA are good but that good?
So if you see two cute buttocks lying around without a body they are probably mine. Obviously there is a reward but only if I get the matching pair, otherwise I will have to keep standing in profile.......
